By Randi A.
When you have three assignments due on the same day
When you skip pre-writing and are staring at a blank screen
When you start free writing
When your friends want to hang out but you have a paper to write
When there’s a word count
When you decide to take a snack break
When you’re running out of things to write and you’re nowhere near the required word count
When desperate times call for desperate measures and you decide to do literally (*Chris Traeger voice*) anything to put off writing—even exercise
When you have an existential crisis and decide changing your major or quitting school would be better than writing the paper
When the going gets tough, just remember:
1) we’re all Andy at some point,
2) at least you’re not Garry/Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich, and
3) TREAT YO SELF.